Toad’s, oh, so tired

Toad’s, oh, so tired
Youre all hungover
And so sleepy until…

You wake up hungover!
Zing boom
The office up Elysian
Zing boom
Is calling you
Wow bam
Youve never been so nuts about a job
You wanna drink you wanna sleep
You cross your heart and hope to code

til its over and then
Its nice and quiet
But soon again
Starts another big website

You drink a pabst
Zing boom
The wireless cuts loose
Zing boom
So whats the use
Wow bam
Of building websites

Its, oh, so sober
Its, oh, no aim
Youre all alone
And so peaceful until…

You sign on aim
Bim bam
You text and you yell
Hi ho ho
You broke the firewall
Gee, this is swell you almost have a site
This job is sweet and I got hit
Theres no mistake this is it

til its over and im canned
Its nice and unemployed
But soon again
Starts another big contract

You blow a dude
Zing boom
The toad cuts toad
Zing boom
Whats the use
Wow bam
Of building websites!

The hotel caves in
The toad cuts toad
You blow blow blow blow a dude
When youve build websites

Ssshhhhh…