so one of my best friends at the MIC is leaving. he’s from memphis and we’ve had a brotherly bond since i met him. we all went out to eat.
we get on the topic of the security guard that i’m in love with. (read above, i still havn’t hit on her, im a pussy, i know). One of my great co-workers, shawn gives me the idea that i should put a note that says “will you go out with me? :)” on top of my id badge that i gotta show when i pull up at the gate. Everyone at the table thinks this is a great idea.
We file out of the resturant, making sure i’m in the first car that goes into the gate so everyone behind us can see me get shot/beaten to death by the security guards when we try shawn’s plan.
Bam, it’s one of the guy security guards. My guard is in the security hut and she waves and i wave furiously. I save the note in the car for next week.
Feeling strong every day.