Author: Scoutmastertoad

well, i think im moving.

i faxed in the signed off today and im about to start a really interesting job in new orleans.

i can’t really talk about who exactly im working for out of fear of google but this is going to be a real change.

looking at the future now it really makes me wonder whats going to happen.

part of me thinks this will be a great change and further every aspect of my life.

another part thinks im going to fuck it up, end up living in my car with marla in the french quarter.

But you know what? i just can’t seem to care or worry. I am getting rid of everything i don’t need and changing for the better. I’m going to be employed for the first time in almost a decade and i think my company in memphis might actually sustain itself. Only due to the leetness of Rachael and Peter.

Thank you both in advance.
To the rest of my viewers, im having a garage sale/keg party next saturday on the 28th of July.

I will post my address closer to the date because, well, im not a idiot.

Who knows who reads this bullshit.

Manufactura and Helltrash are kicking down the door of this boring-ass city and putting on a show that is guaranteed to split your eardrums. This all-ages performance is EXACTLY what Memphis needs!! And all you underaged bastards out there better cash in on your opportunity to see this kind of Mayhem in your formative years. If you’re lucky it’ll scar you for life. 🙂

DON’T MISS THIS ONE!!

SUNDAY AUGUST 20th!!!
At The COMPLEX
704 Madison Ave
Memphis, 38103

I hate when strange rumors about this site get passed around. Apparently people have been talking about a “crackhead fishing” post that i don’t know anything about.
Nothing.
This website is about alcoholism, stalking and ficticious drug use.

And most importantly, Jesus.

The libel being performed against my site is unexecusable and i have contacted my lawyers to get this issue resolved.

wow so i think it’s gonna be the end of this terrible memphis chapter.

i mean im totally jinxing it up by posting about it, but im moving anway, now it’s out of my hands. Unless those CIA nazi fuckers watching this.

Im moving soon, either sooner or well, later

This is the first i’ve talked about this to, well, anyone. But im going to sign this offer to move to a undisclosed city to heal some websites. When the web jesus sign goes up in the sky, he can’t just say no.

Im having a garage sale, the date isn’t set yet but if you want anything that has to do with me. I’m talking about computer shit, stolen shit, furniture, everything.

Come hook it up.

Everything must motherfucking go. Im getting rid of my couches, chairs, tables, everything that you want in a modern apartment. If you don’t buy it then the salvation army is going to get it. Do you want my pink couch killing kids for some army?

I, um, don’t care.

Anyway, i’mma post the date when i sign this contract and everyone gets whatever they want.

“icing :(”

Wes and i went out drinking last night and ended up wanting to get some food about 2am. We call the Deli to order a pizza and the girl is like “you know the chef’s are gonna be pissed, we’re about to close” but they take the order anyway.

We walk in and on the to go counter there is our pizza but theres also 5 to go boxes. The girl that works there is all stressed out cuz someone ordered 4 orders of hot wings and a order of cheese fries. They’re about to close so Wes offers her $10 for the food. She goes and asks her boss and comes back and says sure.

So we’re walking down Young with all this food like “wow this is like thanksgiving!”. Get home, chow down, and crack open a case of beer. From now on 7/16 is hotwings and beer day. New crackhore holiday.

Dmitry: Hello. You have successfully connected to your technical services operator. Please wait one moment while I verify and review your information.
Dmitry: Please provide me with some more details on your issue
scoutmastertoad: 🙁
Anthony: Hello scoutmastertoad! Please hold on for a moment I\’ll check your domain and issue.
scoutmastertoad: we have been having problems for almost a week now, the site is back up but the email is still erroring out
Anthony: COuld you please tell me what errors you have and what email addresses.
scoutmastertoad: all of the email addresses on XXXX.COM get the error
scoutmastertoad: Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

melissa@xxxx.com

—– Original message —–
Anthony: OK, one moment please.
Anthony: COuld you please tell me if you\’re a VMS owner.
scoutmastertoad: urd
scoutmastertoad: yes
Anthony: OK, one more question. You receive mail when you send or receive mail? And do you use any mail client?
scoutmastertoad: it\’s when i email the XXXX.COM domain
scoutmastertoad: thats the error i recieve
Anthony: OK, please hold on one more moment I\’ll check further.
Anthony: OK, it appears, that your domain is not in sendmail. I have to create a ticket to add your domain to sendmail file.
scoutmastertoad: thank you
Anthony: Your case number is 1161362. WE\’ll contact you as soon as add domain to send mail file.
scoutmastertoad: how will you be contacting me?
Anthony: We\’ll send you email to jesus@crackhore.com?
scoutmastertoad: 🙁 okay
Anthony: Is that ok?
scoutmastertoad: can you see how many tickets ive had open on this website 🙁
Anthony: Let me check.
Anthony: You now have 3 opened. And 2! regarding sendmail.
scoutmastertoad: im going to cut XXXX.COM into my chest with a broken beer bottle 🙁
scoutmastertoad: thanks for your help tho
Anthony: Your domain will be put into sendmail once DNS propagation takes place.
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just say no to alcohol, kids

so awesome