tonight when you’re watching the news, if you happen to see the Honda dealership on Mendenhall in flames, you’ll know it was me.
I hate these fuckers with a passion I saved only for people who spam me.
So my engine light comes on, had the car 3 months, i’m like “No big deal, thats what warranties are for”. They say the fuel pressure regulator, the thing that keeps your gas tank pressured(yeah wtf), is proper fucked.
Warranty doesn’t cover it.
I say the hell with that, get the part replaced at Xtreme Auto for $120. I’m grinning ear to ear, happy with the knowledge that someone tried to fuck me and i squirmed away.
The morning I leave the smokies, the engine light comes back on. I curse every known diety, drive back to Memphis and this time they say it’s the fuel pressure SENSOR. I’m like “oh okay”. I’m comparing the 2 receipts, wondering what the fuck is going on. I take the car in today, the sensor costs about $380 to install. I sigh, pick up my car and call Xtreme again…..
to be continued