happy get drunk and drive day

ugh, fucking 4th of july again. i was walking out of the circle k at highland today and found a $20 bill laying on the ground. I look left, look right, making sure there isn’t a CKY cameraman waiting for some random person to tackle me, and pick it up.

$20 never felt better. $20 will buy a 3rd of a lapdance, or a bag of schwag, or 12 tall boys of Coors Light, and many other wonderful things that i can currently purchase within the matrix.

scoutMASTERtoad: lets kidnap a hooker and celebrate the 4th of july like our forefathers intended
scoutMASTERtoad: by cutting her up and leaving her in a dumpster somewhere

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