my roommate brad was at the mapco out at brooks road. 979 brooks road to be exact.
a homeless dude comes up and asks him for a light. brad, being, well, smart, keeps the lighter in his head and lights the guy’s cigerette. the guy then asks brad if they have security at the mapco. he says, “yeah usually”. he then asks if the guy is uniformed, he says “yeah usually”.
this dude lights his cigerette off of brad’s lighter, he sets it down on the windowsile and runs inside. Dude busts out of mapco with a entire rack of Bic lighters before the cigerette has even burned halfway down.
As he ran out, he gave Brad a smile, like “hey look lol” kind of smile, and kept going. The mapco people don’t even chase him.