i guess im bi now :(

So the other night i went out to eat with Wes. He was showing me his new Ipod, telling me how great it was, etc.

I came home all drunk, loaded up apple.com and bought one.

I guess i’m bi now.

I feel a lot better now that i’ve talked about it. I feel like such a hypocrite tho. Don’t think this is a new start for me. I’m not going to buy one of those stupid over priced ibooks and start listening to Morrisey.

It’s weird how im justifying it too. Like “oh i just want something to have while i run” which sounds a lot like “im lonely and imma start sleeping with guys”.

Blah, im going to have to get so drunk to install itunes.

That’s like unprotected gay sex.

Now im starting to want to blame microsoft and zune for not making a better cheaper product. That’s like saying i’m dating guys because there are not enough hot girls around.

I’m trying to think of some more analogies but i can’t make myself feel better. Oh well, it gets here tomorrow. Might as well put on the pink fishnet shirt and lube up.

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