Author: Scoutmastertoad

i’m very ape, i’m very nice!$!H#lkashdf

going to get drunk and do something within walking distance tonight.

was on earthlink chat today trying to move a client’s domain.

Please wait for a site operator to respond. While you are waiting, please feel free to begin typing your issue in the box below. Try to be as descriptive as possible. Once an operator responds, click SEND to transmit what you have typed.
‘ChrisA’ Thank you for contacting EarthLink LiveChat. How can I help you today?
You: hi, i would like to change my DNS servers on my domain ******.com
You: live chat sometimes makes me want to kill myself, i hope you can help me
ChrisA: For security verification could you please verify the last four digits of the credit card/bank account being billed or the secret word or pin number on the account?
You: i have no idea which card i used on it
ChrisA: I can help you change the DNS after the account is verified.
ChrisA: I show a Master Card exp: 07-04
You: that’s my wife’s card, i’m not sure what the digits are on it
ChrisA: Can you verify the FTP password?
ChrisA: Sorry the Domain password?
You: no, i just hoping it would send me a form letter confirming that i would like to change the DNS servers?
You: and i could reply back with the email that is on the administration contact
ChrisA: I need to verify the account in some way prior to making the changes.
ChrisA: Do you have access to a fax machine? If so, I can use a faxed copy of your driver’s license as verification, provided the name and address match what we have on the account. The fax should be put to my attention and needs to include a clear copy of the front of the license, your EarthLink email address, a short description of the issue that brought you to chat and, if you need to disconnect to send the fax, and an alternate email address you can be reached at. The Fax number to send it to is:
ChrisA: 916-787-8196
You: god, if i knew earthlink was going to fuck my account up this bad i would have never hosted my goddamn domain there in the first place
You: seriously, does this not seem kinda fucked up to you?
You: wish i could call netsol and just have them change the dns
ChrisA: Sir, I am merely trying to protect your account information
You: but my goddamn client has to use some faggot ass dialup host like earthlink and it causes me to lose 2 hours of my day looking up different phone numbers and talking on online chat
You: hmm yeah i guess so…
You: i dunno, seems pretty fucked up
ChrisA: The information I have asked for is not unacceptable or inappropriate for account verification. But you choice of language is.
You: damn
You: k
You: peace

ian got a new tattoo on his back and just asked me to rub lotion on it. i told him i’d give him a huge mouthful of lotion on his back as long as he spit it out on his hand.

boy do i like making websites! ywyay hahahhahahfdlkhaslkhdf webeeeeeefas.kdhflkashdflkhasdf

the prince of black jack, and woman, and anything that slipped into his eyes…..lalalala and the ranches and the mustangs and the way he said you cannnn haveeeee all thisssssss

something about washing down vitamins with beer that just seems kinda weird…

every once in a while when i get really drunk, i like to take out my AA book that the lady gave me on the plane to my miami trip. It’s really funny, or i guess kinda sad, that they say all alcoholics end in either death or insanity.

i think i’m starting to see which one im heading too.

Like i figure, with enough exercise, vitamins and milk thistle, i can live to the ripe age of maybe 45. By then i’ll had my fill of life and probably yearn for the sweet darkness of death.

But by then i’ll be so fucking crazy it won’t matter how old i am when i finally do die in some ditch, laptop clutched in arms. Before i used to think, naw, you drink too much, you die, that’s how it works. Now i’m starting to see what they mean by the insanity part tho.

Anyway, going on trip, be back in 2 days. I love all of u. I told u i was hardcore.

god, beer before liquor, never more goddamn fucking hungover the next morning….blew off everyone i was supposed to hangout wiht last night and went on my own drunken adventure through memphis…

last night at one bar they were telling me about how i was there the night before. The ambien night. Which i also remembered almost 24 hours after it happened, was also the perkiset night too.

apparently i went to this bar, sat down looking really fucked up(cuz i was), didn’t order any drinks or anything, then left.

it’s thursday now and im pretty sure i’ve figured out all of tuesday.

i think im staying in tonight

ROSANNA YEAH!

MEET YOU ALL THE WAY!! YAH YAH YAH

man, i wake up every thursday morning thinking it’s only 6 more days until another wednesday, lalalallala

yah yah yah rosanna yeah!

last night i went over to **** and ****’s for dinner. We sat down and had a nice family dinner. They pullled up to the house about a hour ago and i was sitting in ****’s lawn chair drinking a bottle of merlot and reading a freemasonry book. No glass, just the bottle.

After dinner, we’re watching tv and hanging out and **** gives me a little baggy with a Ambien in it. Now if you don’t know about Ambien, let me give you a formal introduction.

PRONOUNCED: AM-bee-en
GENERIC NAME: Zolpidem tartrate

Why is this drug prescribed?
Ambien is used for short-term treatment of insomnia (difficulty falling asleep or staying asleep, or early awakening). A relatively new drug, it is chemically different from other common sleep medications such as Halcion and Dalmane.

How should you take this medication?
Ambien works very quickly. Take it just before going to bed. Take only the prescribed dose, exactly as instructed by your doctor.–If you miss a dose…Take Ambien only as needed. Never double the dose.–Storage instructions…Store at room temperature. Protect from extreme heat.

Ugh, i don’t see “snorting off the top of your laptop” anywhere in that last paragraph. Anyway, i don’t remember the drive home, i wake up on the couch with my mom on the phone asking what time they wanted me at the office.