Category: TOAD NEWS FEED

ain’t nothin to fuck wit

hmm well, as hectic as life has gotten, updates sucking more and more…today was bill day…pay rent, pay mlgw, pay timewarner.

the 3 companies that own my life, here’s your fuckin money.

drank a beer on the way to the grocery store, asked the girl at the piggly wiggly if she had aim, she said no, drove home. Theres nothing more fucked up then getting out of a car, finishing your beer, throwing it against the car next to you and walking inside. im going to get in another fight.

went and peeped on mah nigga cullen, drank a few beers there and came home. hmmm…go to bed or drink more…..

hax0red

Impearljam: haha
Impearljam: oh man
scoutMASTERtoad: sup
Impearljam: i went to this ghetto shopping mall underground
Impearljam: in phili
Impearljam: and there was a radio shack, so i walk in
Impearljam: i see this computer with internet access
scoutMASTERtoad: ………..
Impearljam: i was tempted to put up goatse or something
scoutMASTERtoad: haha
scoutMASTERtoad: just leave aim up on it
Impearljam: but they had this protectioin thing
scoutMASTERtoad: with your name signed on
Impearljam: and i couldnt go anywhere
scoutMASTERtoad: 🙁
Impearljam: but i found a away around it somehow..and i set crackhore.com as their default thing when they open IE, i also left it up, just as this little chinese boy came over and looked up at me, then the screen, then back at me
Impearljam: i just nodded really slowly and then walked away
scoutMASTERtoad: omg
scoutMASTERtoad: hahahaha nice
Impearljam: yeah
scoutMASTERtoad: gotta update my site now

too interconnected

was sitting over at alex’s enjoying a evan and coke sitting on his floor when i notice he has a motororala charger. I pull my phone out and plug it, not missing a beat in the conversation.

Alex exclaims thats the world is far too interconnected when i can just reach down and plug mah shit in.

dont play

Ballad of a Well Known Gun Lyrics by Elton John

I pulled out my Stage Coach Times
And I read the latest news
I tapped my feet in dumb surprise
And of course I saw they knew
The Pinkertons pulled out my bags
And asked me for my name
I stuttered out my answer
And hung my head in shame

Now they’ve found me
At last they’ve found me
It’s hard to run
From a starving family
Now they’ve found me
Well I won’t run
I’m tired of hearing
There goes a well-known gun

Now I’ve seen this chain gang
Lord I say let me see my priest
I couldn’t have faced your desert sand
Old burning brown backed beast
The poor house they hit me for my kin
And claimed my crumbling walls
Now I know how Reno felt
When he ran from the law

Now they’ve found me
At last they’ve found me
It’s hard to run
From a starving family
Now they’ve found me
Well I won’t run
I’m tired of hearing
There goes a well-known gun

Now they’ve found me
Lord I say at last they’ve found me
It’s hard to run
From a starving family
Lord I say now they’ve found me
Well I won’t run
I’m tired of hearing
There goes a well-known gun

Lord I say now they’ve found me
At last they’ve found me
It’s hard to run
From a starving family
Now they’ve found me
I won’t run
I’m tired of hearing
There goes a well-known gun

like you give a fuck

this site is missing it’s memorial day pics…which will be up tommorow or this weekend…this site is missing, well, you name it……

you gotta fucking understand…shit is broke on this website…it sucks…theres content missing…theres pics missing…life sucks, my site sucks, our goverment sucks….no one gives a fuck, i sure don’t….

oh well, the comments section will be fixed whenever it gets fixed….cuz i don’t care, got it?

today i woke up around 2pm, ate a orange, walked to the part, sat under a tree by the lake and eat 2 apples, a piece of string cheese and a can of Busch….fell asleep, woke up a hour later…walked home….

god loves us all

walking home i had a client call and tell me that she was intrested in paying me for me 11 hours of work.

mad pot.

mad ho’s

toad = not playing

The Dell Online Store: Your Cart

scoutMASTERtoad: man i hate when i get really excited about work and shit
MahBizNizzle: man, that’s a good thing
scoutMASTERtoad: cuz i feel like any second im going to die and my web server will get here
scoutMASTERtoad: and i’ll be dead and can’t get it making money
MahBizNizzle: yeah, I thought for sure I was gonna die before I graduated
scoutMASTERtoad: like all the work i’ve spent compling all this shit, designing the little cds im going to start handing out promoting the hosting and shit
scoutMASTERtoad: bam
scoutMASTERtoad: dead
scoutMASTERtoad: crossing the street
scoutMASTERtoad: was stoned, didn’t see the bestbuy truck
MahBizNizzle: meteor hits you in the head
scoutMASTERtoad: yeah
scoutMASTERtoad: or random gang drive by
scoutMASTERtoad: “we hit the wrong house, fuck”
scoutMASTERtoad: bleeding in computer chair
MahBizNizzle: “yo shit you killed a white boy
scoutMASTERtoad: tori still playing when ian comes in to find my bullet riddled body
scoutMASTERtoad: lol
scoutMASTERtoad: “he was that cool white dude who blazed mad dro too”
scoutMASTERtoad: “that nigga didn’t play”
MahBizNizzle: *pours out last sip of malt liquor”

ain’t nothin to fuck wit

gawd, been so busy lately….so much to do, so few hours of the day….i realize that im a typical american…i work until i can’t stand it anymore, then i drink and wake up and do it again.

except my work involves lots of drugs, long walks in the park thinking about flash intros and sleeping till noon…okay maybe not that typical