April 30, 2007
okay let me just tell this how it went down. i did/do a lot of internet dating. based on a girl’s profile, i will go out with her. pretty simple. pictures can be deceiving. i went out with a post op. i realized it pretty quickly but passing up a evening of dinner and drinks, even after it’s gotten started, […]
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April 30, 2007
i know my life is weird when i can’t write about 80% of the stuff going on in my life. Usually because it involves things about…well about me screwing up in the past……or sometimes because the person involved actually reads the site….this is actually the case very often. I’m starting to realize i declassify stuff after a few months. People […]
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April 28, 2007
im seriously not leaving my apartment without my camera ever again. Today i have been haunted throughout midcity by these black market ice cream men. These people drive around in this sketchy looking van with this awful music blaring on repeat selling ice cream out of a window they took out on the side. It’s so hilarious watching the looks […]
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April 22, 2007
Last night Audra, Wes and i went down to the quarter for some madness. We walked around downtown watching the insanity and went to Hookah for food, tobacco, etc. I’m not going to write about the part where we’re all so out of that we’re lighting the hookah wrong because even tho you can laugh about yourself, it takes a […]
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April 21, 2007
it’s so comfortable too. almost tool comfortable. and it’s new. there is no seed, farts or anything. new. every single fart and…well nevermind, is going to be mine. it sucks typing this from my old faithful camping chair. It’s been almost 9 months since ive had anything but the chair and now i’m terrified to leave it. I think it’ll […]
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April 18, 2007
okay now ive been struck down before but i want to throw this out there: sunni’s for nola.org lets just move them here. we got plenty of land…give them gentilly, lakeview, 9th ward, everything….here…..no one will blow you up….we might rob you but i mean that’s just america….get a knife or a gun…it’s a step up. the weather isn’t much […]
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April 16, 2007
a few months ago at a work lunch meeting thing, they were talking to this really strict jewish guy about pork, etc…and i wait for silence and say “ya know i’ve met god and he really doesn’t care what we eat….” and everyone just turns for a second then just turns back to their conversation.
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April 9, 2007
so after my “date” friday….im getting furniture…..i can’t bring girls back to this place anymore….buy some comfortable furniture, some wine glasses and hire a maid. people at work were saying “well, maybe she left early because she just doesn’t like you, maybe it has nothing to do with you not owning anything”. That hurts almost more. The couch is so […]
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April 9, 2007
Databit: get that couch plus something like http://www.roomstogo.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=showItem&ipac_id=12595 ScoutMassaToad: hmm ScoutMassaToad: whoa merlot bed ScoutMassaToad: not the colt 45 air mattress im on now 🙂
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