my good friend candie in California recently ran into some problems with the law and ended up with a little jail time. it was weird seeing her aim name just disappear off my list and knowing where she was and what she was probably going through.

i see her name sign on last week with the little cellphone icon next to it.

i msg her like “um?”

turns out she’s out of jail and now is in rehab.

and she’s signing on aim with a smuggled cell phone.

but she’s out of jail and now she’s in rehab.

it’s seriously the hottest thing i’ve ever heard of. picturing her fine asian ass in some small little rehab room giggling with a cellphone talking to me on aim all abbreivated and shit.

if i ever go to jail/court ordered rehab, people better be smuggling me in phones, ipods and wine.

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