Author: Scoutmastertoad

SCOUTmasterTOAD: mmm salvation army is so great
SCOUTmasterTOAD: i got this tight $19 suit today
SCOUTmasterTOAD: for a wedding i have coming up 🙂
ratchildx: is it gold?
SCOUTmasterTOAD: naw it’s gray
SCOUTmasterTOAD: looks ultra deluxe
ratchildx: don’t know shit about suits
SCOUTmasterTOAD: haha me neither
SCOUTmasterTOAD: i paid $19 for it
SCOUTmasterTOAD: was like “mmm that one looks cool”
SCOUTmasterTOAD: now i got a brown and a gray one!
SCOUTmasterTOAD: you didn’t know how high class i was when we first started hanging out, huh?
ratchildx: baby you are so out of my league
SCOUTmasterTOAD: haha

went to salvation army today, spent almost $60 on all kinds of new goodies. This included the $3 new kids on the block poster i discovered, a intresting gray suit for $19, a neon orange Autozone collared shirt, few pairs of camo pants, and lots of other intresting garments.

cuz ive just been hangin tough yo

oh oh oh
oh oh oh
the right stuff

http://www.mrbrainsfaggots.com/

last night went up to my normal bar where Ian works on wednesdays. I sit up at the bar by myself talking to Ian most of the time but as regulars come in i find a crowd to talk to.

On one of my many journey’s back to the bar to get another beer, i slide into Ian’s conversation with a highly attractive girl. We sit and talk for a bit and somehow we come up on the topic of Easter. I start ranting about how Jesus didn’t die on the cross and that he had children that fled with Mary Magdalen to the south of France, etc and she holds her hands up to her head and starts going “lalala”. Was the funniest thing, seeing a Hooter’s waitress, shaking her head at the idea that Jesus might not have died…

i end up back at the table with one of the memphis cops that drinks there. I’ve gone out drinking with him before, he’s great, has lots of fucked up stories. There’s also nothing better then being really messed up on pain killers and talking to a law enforcment officer. So last night he starts telling me about all the info he can just bring up on their laptop that’s mounted in their car. Crazy things like anything you’ve ever pawned, really got me thinking. I better start behaving and obeying the law or they’re going to get me and it’s going to be really really easy.

After a few beers and a more intresting conversations with the Hooter’s waitress and Ian, i drove peacefully home listening to Frank Sinatra. And singing along.

hmmm was at a bar tonight and started talking to a girl who worked at hooters. I got about a sentence out about how jesus didn’t die on the cross.

i don’t think he did.

Are you desirable? Are you
irresistible? Maybe if you
drank bourbon with me, it
would help. Maybe if you
kissed me and I could taste
the sting in your mouth, it
would help.

If you drank bourbon with me
naked… if you smelled of
bourbon as you fucked me, it
would help… it would
increase my esteem for you.
If you poured bourbon on to
your naked body and said to
me… drink this…

… if you spread your legs
and had bourbon dripping from
your breasts and you vagina
and said drink here… then I
could fall in love with you,
because then I would have a
purpose, to clean you up, and
that would prove that I’m
worth something. Id lick you
clean so you could go away
and fuck someone else.

there once was a pretty cool girl
who met a very chill guy
he then gave her a thrill ride
after the fun his watch went on a run
ended up under her bed
and she got a brilliant in her head
it didn’t work, the watch this
she decided to fix it
now it ticks and tocks
last piece of clothing off is always his socks
i ain’t no rapper fool

i’m not sure who’s using who here…..lalalala….awake at 7am again….stomach is killing me….fucking rum…i don’t really update anymore….i only seem to update when im miserably drunk and depressed…which really hasn’t been happening that much of late….

i really wish i could eat tho….food sounds so disgusting…like protein, carbohydrates…..i can feel the bile raise even typing about it…..need to eat a candy bar or something…..

oh well, better start working while the pot is still in effect….

ian fucked up his foot at jujitso(sp) so a friend of ours gave him a big baggy of perscription painkillers….i took one of little ones when i gave him the bag as a tax and washed it down with a beer. Then i realized i had no idea what the little ones were…my friend replies their halcion.

Description
Halcion Tablets contain triazolam, a triazolobenzodiazepine hypnotic agent used to treat sleep disorders.

Pharmacology
Peak plasma levels are reached within 2 hours following oral administration.

Well, toad had mad oral administration and washed it down with some beer so i figured it had about 2 hours left of Monday in which to do any work.

I woke up this morning around 6am, laying in bed, no shirt and no idea what happened monday evening.

so remember kids, before washing down pharmaciticals, make sure you have the internet handy to know exactly what’s gonna happen !