Category: TOAD NEWS FEED

aimgirl1: it’s a shame you’re not up here we could sit and be miserable together
scoutmastertoad: yeah
scoutmastertoad: it’s tough to be miserable with me tho
aimgirl1: i’m sure it would end up in massive quantities of drugs being consumed
scoutmastertoad: cuz i get off work at 6pm and i gotta jerk off twice before i go to sleep…around midnight
aimgirl: hehe
scoutmastertoad: i dunno if you’re the kind of girl who likes guys jerking off in front of them
aimgirl1: *shurg* whatever ties your shoes dearie
scoutmastertoad: haha
scoutmastertoad: yeah then we’d have a great time
scoutmastertoad: i’d come home around 6pm, we’d play a few games of warcraft, i’d jerk off in front of you, eat some pills, we’d lay on the couch, watch a dvd and cuddle, i’d jerk off in front of you again, maybe eat some more drugs, play some more warcraft, drink and then cuddle as i fall asleep
aimgirl1: hehe

ian: i’ll be back after class, should i bring beer?
toad: yeah! i’ll order pizza, you bring beer!
ian: two forties?
toad: yeah!
ian: two forties a piece?
toad: no hahaha just one should be cool
ian: okay laters!

marsgodess1: so anything esle going on or are you just sitting alone being drunk
scoutmastertoad: ugh absolutely nothing
scoutmastertoad: came home from a meeting at 4pm
scoutmastertoad: was really depressed
scoutmastertoad: got drunk
scoutmastertoad: now i’m just bored and drunk
marsgodess1: exciting day
scoutmastertoad: i wish
scoutmastertoad: i’m so bored i want to slit my wrists and see what happens

hehe it’s been a boring day…..the meeting with okay….theres nothing better then having a client turn to you and say “what do you think?” and you shrug and say “well, what darrell said”.

i get home around 3pm since there wasn’t shit to work on at the office anyway, open the bottle of wine last night, get trashed, sun goes down…..

it’s 7:30 now….ian came into my apartment to find toad, sitting with all the lights off, listening to tori, and drinking wine by himself. what do you say to that haha….

just washed down 2 kava kava’s with the red wine….should be in bed by 10 hopefully, so i can start another useless day in my stupid useless life

hmmmm mental note….do not take drug cocktail of kava kava and rite aide sleeping pills and then drink.

either one or the other

sitting next to my dad, who is completely not hungover, trying to prepare for a meeting in 2 hours and i’m having trouble typing….

halfway through the bottle…mmmm…meeting at 9am with fathertoad….must not drink anymoreee

went from pretty hate machine to tori….nice transition….gonna move to pink floyd after this…

gawd how many nights has this scenario been played out…..toad gets drunk by himself, in the dark, after saying to himself that he doesn’t want to drink. then after the 2nd glass, annie msgs toad, of course under a different screenname, toad blocks her, puts on more music and drinks more….

today i was thinking about just how boring life really is….people stumble day after day though their work days, go home and go to bed……then there are those of us who get drunk/high after work….while that adds it’s own excitement, it still gets boring just like sober life….

i guess i’m just sick of the work, make money, spend money, work, spend money, drink, work, spend money shit. like that’s all we have to look forward to. we occasionally get to take a trip out of our lifestyle but then come right back to the rat race…

gawd

about this time every month i quit drinking for a week or two….but after this baton rouge adventure i decided that it needs to happen again…..

i guess this is technically day 2 of no alcohol toad.

i am bored.

i went for a run around 6, thinking that any kind of exercise will force my body to fall asleep. After a good meal, 2 kava kava’s, 2 Rite Aide sleeping pils, i’m sitting here in the dark listening to beethoven wondering what that bottle of wine on my kitchen table would taste like.

oh fuck, i had completely forgot about that wine until i typed that sentence out

brb

SO WHEN I START SINGING! BUY MY ALBUM!

hehe well our trip to new orleans turned more into a trip to baton rouge. after the drive down there and the partying that happened later that night, most of us were too hungover to even consider the hour drive to new orleans….

pics and full update will be up tommorow….

Well, we stop at some bumfuck town in Mississippi and we go to a Exxon that has a subway in it. Then everyone decides they want to go to Wendy's.

Fine, i order my sub, sit down, stare my reflect in the window, eat my tasty BMT and go gas up the car. Then i notice a little package store near by. Helloooo, hehe. I walk in, buy a tiny bottle of jack daniels, pour it into my subway cup and pull up to Wendys. Wes opens the door, says “hey, we're gonna get some whiskey from that package store” then slams the door. I laugh hysterically.

They get their whiskey, i, already have my whiskey and off we go. We put in Homogenic and by the time we get to Jackson i'm really buzzed. We keep driving, i don't even remember what music we're listening to but we get to Baton Rouge during rush hour and i'm screaming out my window, still buzzed from my whiskey drunk, yelling at motorists to get the fuck out of my way.

We get to Swede's.

We drink for 2 days straight. The first night Wes and I plow through a bottle of whiskey, it gets blurry and i end up asleep on a couch.

We wake up, decide not to drive to NewOrleans, go to a resturant in baton rouge, half the table orders bloody mary's and we eat. We stop at a gas station, everyone buys beer, except for toad who gets 2 bottles of wine, we go back to swede's, i eat the rest of my steak, finish off the 2 bottles of wine.

We wake up the next morning, hungover as hell and i drive them all to jack in the box. There some young couple, him in a tie, her in a dress, are having their post Church meal. We stumble in, toad wearing the same clothes from saturday, everyone else looking as cracked out as him. We order our food, eat at swede's and leave.

I need to stop drinking soon